47 Million Americans are receiving some sort of federal aid, right now. As I type this. That’s roughly ONE IN EVERY SIX AMERICANS. Supposedly, they need help. But, what do we really NEED? Shelter. Clothing. Food. Yet, in this country, those receiving govt assistance by and large need flatscreen tv’s. Rims that shine on their immaculate automobiles. Cellular phones, paid for by you and I. Name brand clothing, bought new.
Make me King, Americans. No, seriously. I’m not kidding. Make me king. The very first thing I will do? Take back our medians. Yes-medians. We mow them. Actually, we PAY companies to mow them FOR us. Screw that- make me king, and every highway and interstate median in America will produce wheat, corn, and fresh vegetables. They will be planted by and tended to by those who have received government assistance for more than 7 years. As king, I will use abandoned buildings currently owned by local municipalities (Old Wal Mart buildings come to mind) to erect free daycares, staffed by those who have been receiving federal aid for 7 years or longer. Make me king, and every single local, state, and federal piece of land that isn’t used for grain and such will produce rabbit and goat. Both uniquely adapted at producing DELICIOUS meat on nothing more than grasses and roughage. No more food stamps. No more daycare cash. No more free phones. No more farming babies for a “freecheck”. Make me king and I WILL FEED AND EMPLOY THE NEEDY.